Fembot 281 is completing her morning routine oiling the toast and scrambling the egg signals when Manbot 281 comes rocketing down the stairs, steam pouring from his auditory capacitors.
Manbot, his nano screen flashing red and blue alternately: Fembottoms, where did you put my ignition module ring?
Fembot turns, her antennae waving: I haven’t seen it, Manbot.
Manbot points his metallic digitalis at her: I know you had it last! You are always messing with my stuff. Can’t you just leave things where they are? Dang, Fembottoms.
Fembot spends a moment contemplating the layout of the dwelling unit and glides over to Manbot’s weather prevention cover and lifting it up, spies the ignition module ring.
Fembot: Here it is where you left it, Manbot. Under your things.
Manbot grimaces using his digitally enhanced facial screen and picks them up. He prepares to refuel by putting what Fembot has prepared into his digestive cavity.
Manbot looks at her and turns his entire facial monitor off while continuing to ingest fuel.
Fembot: Don’t you think you owe me an apology?
Manbot retracts his auditory capacitors.
Fembot: I will launch my apology extractor. T minus ten and counting.
Fembot opens her frontal compartment and pulls out a longish metal instrument that looks like it is designed to retrieve calcium dental units. She glides over to Manbot and begins to unscrew a small cover on the side of his facial monitor.
Manbot retaliates by slowly projecting a laser imaging ray that turns into the image of a stone wall that surrounds him. But he is too late. Fembot retrieves a small readout from Manbot’s head that says the words, “Fine. I’m sorry.”
Fembot backs away from the stone wall and drops the readout which begins to self-destruct within seconds of retrieval.
Names have been changed to protect the misguided but as narrator, I feel I must make two points in order to clarify the transaction above.
- If you have to use an apology extractor in order to extract the answer you want, you may not get a truthful answer or you may make it difficult for remorse to occur.
- Manbots do not usually come with apology extractors. They usually have whycan’tyou justadmityou werewrong sub ray photon beams.
- One more. What if your bot can’t apologize or admit wrongdoing? Could that be an important thing to know, albeit scary to face?
If you want to learn how to apologize as a couple, I recommend The Five Languages of Apology by Dr. Gary Chapman. Yes, that Chapman of the five love languages. It is eye-opening and the key to helping people accept your apologies and to understanding why it feels like your spouse doesn’t mean theirs.
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